The Geek Gazette

Fanboy vitriol, bagged in mylar for your protection.

Friday, August 19, 2005

Jim Lee Does Jenny Sparks...

Er... "Draws" Jenny Sparks, that is. Watch the step-by-step process of one of the world's greatest comic books artists. Get schooled by Lee »

Thursday, August 18, 2005

OMFG... Your Mom Just Pwn3d You!!!11

HAHAHA! This kid get's sooooo busted. An instant classic!

Click this link to go directly to the message thread, then read the first five posts... http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/.

The New Voice Of Optimus Prime?

Word is spreading that George Clooney will provide the voice of Optimus Prime in the upcoming live-action TRANSFORMERS motion picture. I actually like Clooney, and contrary to popular belief, I think he was the best Batman (pre-Christian Bale.) He's also believeable as a team leader and has a strong vocal presence.

The voice I'm most anxious to see cast, though, is Starscream. Starscream is the shit. Boba Fett and Destro all rolled up into a computerized jet fighter. Awwwww, yeah.

TRANSFORMERS is due in theaters, Summer of 2007.

Sunday, July 31, 2005

Gothic III

Gothic 3 looks awesome. If you haven't played either of the previous games, and you're into RPGs, then I suggest you give Gothic 2 a whirl. The game is really fun, offers a unique fighting system, has a more than ample assortment of weapons and spells, and will keep you glued to the computer for days like a good little geek should be.

Visit the Gothic 3 Official Web Site ยป

Buy Gothic 2 at Amazon.com

Sunday, June 26, 2005

Land Of The Dead Review

It sucked.

Anyone who tries to tie this into some pseudo-social/political statement is a pretentious, overanalyzing douchebucket trying way too fucking hard to prove that they have a grandiose understanding of issues they really don't know a goddamned thing about.

Rating: 0/10

Friday, June 24, 2005

Man Moves Artificial Arm... Using His Brain!

Pretty incredible...
http://www.local6.com/news/4643968/detail.html

Grover Is Bitter

Behold the rise and fall of one of one of the most beloved television icons.  http://www.zeroboutique.com/grover/index.htm

Thursday, June 23, 2005

The Most Adorable Flash Cartoon Ever!

Awww! Make sure you e-mail the link to your grandmother...

Princess - Episode One:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/princess1.html
Princess - Episode Two:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/princess2.html

Gonzo The Great!

Now we know why his nose is crooked...
http://muppets.go.com/games/muppets-flyinggonzo.html

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Google Says "No" To Drugs.

Search results for "shit" using their new dictionary function...
http://www.google.com/search?shit

...This one was funny, too.
http://www.google.com/search?motherfucker